"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?" go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
"GADRIEL – (Gadreel, Gael) is the forbidden name of the leader of the sons of God some believe seduced Eve in paradise. In Christianity his name has been replaced by Satan but long before the name Satan was introduced the story was told with Gadriel making the lustful offer that showed the deep pleasures of the flesh to the very first woman."
HAHAHA WAIT WAIT WAIT
SO THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SAM’S BEEN SATAN’S VESSEL
The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.
^ THAT WAS MY EXACT REACTION
I swear to fucking god tumblr if this is another fucking Spongebob pos-
AAH AH NO OH NO OH NO HERE COMES MY CHILDHOOD SWEEPING BACK UPON ME AGAIN.
DOO DOO DU DO DIDOOO DOOOO DU DIDOODA DI DOIIIUUU
I literally just got goosebumps all up and down my body
What if oxygen is poisonous and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us?
My science teacher said he thinks that’s true actually
Yeah this is actually pretty much exactly what is going on. It’s why anti-oxidants are such a big deal. Bonus fact: oxygen oxidizes stuff in your cells or, in other words, it’s not toxic, just setting you on fire
have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore
“Some people turn sad awfully young. No special reason, it seems, but they seem almost to be born that way. They bruise easier, tire faster, cry quicker, remember longer and, as I say, get sadder younger than anyone else in the world. I know, for I’m one of them.”—Ray Bradbury (via felicefawn)
“It feels good to think about you when I’m warm in bed. I feel as if you’re curled up there beside me, fast asleep. And I think how great it would be if it were true.”— Haruki Murakami, Norwegian Wood (via likebookends)