wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying
This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.
favorite things about this
- literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
- the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
- all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
- that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.
I JUST DIED
My only goal in life is to be as sarcastic as him
|1. Last kiss||2. Last phone call||3. Last text message||4. Last song you listened to||5. Last time you cried|
|HAVE YOU EVER:||6. Dated someone twice||7. Been cheated on||8. Self harmed||9. Lost someone special||10. Been depressed||11. Been drunk and threw up|
|THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:||12. had sex||13. How many people have you had sex with this year?||15. Made a new friend||17. Laughed until you cried||18. Met someone who changed you||19. Found out who your true friends were||20. Found out someone was talking about you||26. What did you do for your last Birthday||27. What time did you wake up today||29. Name something you CANNOT wait for||30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time||31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life||32. What are you listening to right now||33. When is the last time you had sex?||34. Who's getting on your nerves right now||35. Most visited webpage||36. Favorite colour||37. Nicknames||38. Relationship Status||39. Zodiac sign||40. Male or female||41. Primary school||42. Secondary School||43. High school/college||44. Eye color||46. Height||47. Do you have a crush on someone||48. What do you like about yourself||49. Piercings||50. Tattoos||51. Righty or lefty|
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|RIGHT NOW:||59. Eating||60. Drinking||61. I'm about to||62. Listening to||63. Waiting for|
|YOUR FUTURE:||64. Want kids?||65. Get married?||66. Career|
|WHICH IS BETTER:||67. Lips or eyes||68. Hugs or kisses||69. Shorter or taller||70. Older or Younger||71. Romantic or spontaneous||72. Nice stomach or nice arms||73. Sensitive or loud||74. Hook-up or relationship|
|HAVE YOU EVER:||76. Kissed a stranger||77. Drank hard liquor||78. Lost glasses/contacts||79. Had sex||80. Broken someone's heart||82. Been arrested||83. Turned someone down||84. Cried when someone died||85. Fallen for a friend|
|DO YOU BELIEVE IN:||86. Yourself||87. Miracles||88. Love at first sight||89. Heaven||90. Santa Clause||91. Kiss on the first date||92. Angels||93. How would you label yourself?||94. Someone You Pray Everyday For||95. Did you sing today||96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About||97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?||98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For||99. Are you afraid of falling in love?||100. Do you like the way you look?||Actually ask me something. Anon or not.|
Anonymous asked: The demon knows the angel thinks this. He still goes to the ritz, hangs out in the bookshop. If there were hell for demons (other than hell of course) this would be it.
I’M GOING TO FIND OUT WHERE YOU LIVE AND I’M GOING TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE AND I’M GOING TO STUFF PAGES OF THIS GOD DAMN BOOK DOWN YOUR THROAT UNTIL YOU CHOKE AND DIE
if you ever feel like a failure, just remember that jack crawford and the fbi arrested a vegan as the main suspect on a cannibal case